What day is it?

Most people assume that wedding registries are good for one thing--buying a wedding gift. These registries usually consist of tacky china patterns and useless pastel-toned Lladro figurines that serve only as a landing zone for dust.

However, what most people don't realize is that wedding registries can be a source of good wholesome fun along the same lines as watching dust particles dance in mid-afternoon sunlight. What I've taken to doing is looking up strangers just to learn a little bit more about them. For instance, I know now that there is an Armenian man somewhere in Illinois marrying a Jill Farmer in three months. Not only that, but they will have a king sized bed and their bedding will look like this. That's gotta be all her.

Also, I finally got around to looking up the meaning of truncate. I always had an idea, but now I know for certain.

I watched Spice World again for the first time in 12 years. I still for the life of me don't know what a "zigazig ha" is. After watching Spice World, I discovered this useless game which is entertaining for about 30 seconds. It allows you to throw food at Posh Spice in an effort to get her to put on some weight. It's so Clarissa Explains It All. Enjoy.

Finally, due to the hydrocodone and various other "self-prescribed" pain remedies, I temporarily had some trouble distinguishing dream state from reality. I eventually figured it out. I think.